gays: are there any LGBT characters in this video game?
hetties: why does it fucking MATTER? stop trying to make it REALISTIC. this is a VIDEO GAME, not REAL LIFE. Fags don’t exist in fantasy worlds!! god I wish I could kill you
Tony Stark: Peter you are sixteen year old andyou can bench press a schoolbus but crime fighting is still dangerous so I am going to provide you with a high tech bullet proof armor equipped with an AI and several hundred options that will help you fight criminals. Also until you are older I’ll limit you to fighting the local petty crimes and try to keep you away from the truly dangerous criminals
Bruce Wayne: Robin you are an eight year old who can do backflips. Let’s put you in spandex and throw you at a serial killer lmao
Tony Stark: Peter I’m gonna manipulate and blackmail you to take part in illegal activities to get rid of my weird vengence boner, then constantly belittle and make fun of your achievements afterwards while mocking you for trying to solve the problems I can’t be bothered to clean up.
Bruce Wayne: I understand you’re alone and grieving. I also deal with the same type of grief, and I’d rather have you try to fix it with my help and support than do it on your own because I understand how damaged I am and I don’t want the same mistakes I have made to be repeated by next generations.
